Presidential Sex Slang

George Washington - A virgin, i.e a first timer.

"Has she slept around a lot?"

"Nah dude, she's a George Washington"

 

Thomas Jefferson - A tramp who's only worth 5 bucks.

"Dude, she's nasty, a total Thomas Jefferson."

 

Lyndon B. Johnson, a.k.a LBJ - Slang for a penis.

 

Bill Clinton - Smoking a cigar after it's been placed down south on a woman. The "Bill Clinton" is the only maneuver actually invented by the President it's named after.

 

The Abraham Lincoln - A sexual act where one of the parties wears a top hat.

 

Herbert Hoover - A woman adept at giving oral sex. "She's a keeper man, a total Herbert Hoover."

 

The Grover Cleveland - Having sex with a woman on 2 non-consecutive occassions. For example, if you hook up with a girl in September and in July, and have had sex in the interim, then that girl is known as a "Grover Cleveland." Many Grover Clevelands tend to be Thomas Jeffersons.

 

Richard Nixon - Refers to when a man is caught with a Prostitute. Often times, the man will exclaim "I am not a crook!"

 

Ronald Regan - Sex that is so good you forget where you are.

"He's so boring, but a total Ronald Regan in the sack."

 

Jimmy Carter - A cheap date.

"Think you'll get lucky tonight?"

"Yeah, she's a Jimmy Carter, toss her a few peanuts and she'll be all over the LBJ."

 

William H. Taft - A person who has sex with a fat woman, a.k.a. a 'dragon slayer', or the act of having sex in a bathtub.

 

Martin Van Buren - Anal Sex.

"My girlfriend still doesn't want to try the Martin Van Buren."

 

F.D.R - Having sex with someone in a wheelchair, not to be confused with the "Lt. Dan."

 

Warren G. Harding - Getting so drunk that you sleep with a Thomas Jefferson and give her the MartinVan Buren.

 

Mildred Filmore - Kissing a woman's kneecap.

"I totally gave her the Mildred Filmore last night."

"You're a loser."

 

Theodore Roosevelt - A well endowed man.

 

William Harrison - A guy who doesn't last long in the sack.

 

George W. Bush - A guy who lies to get his High School girlfriend in the sack, sleeps with her, and then doesn't know what to do once she gets pregnant.

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"Trust me, you can't get pregnant the first time."

 

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